My first grader had a really hard morning, so I decided to separate him from our class.  I also decided that to make this positive, we should go to 1st grade's lunch so he could meet some of his classmates.  As a result, we went to the playground with them.  This is a conversation I got to overhear today.  I have laughed several times about it since then.

Little Boy:  Ms. Colon, Ms. Colon, Owen just kicked Abram in the nuts!
Ms. Colon:  Okay, send him over here
(Owen trots over)
Ms. Colon:  Owen?  Hi Owen, I just got a report that you kicked Abram
Owen:  I did
Ms. Colon:  Oh, you did?
Owen:  MmHmm
Ms. Colon:  And you were eating nuts? Why were you eating nuts?
Me:  No, Elba, he kicked him in a private area.